
August 17, 2022 / 1,799 notes
I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations.
August 16, 2022 / 45,753 notes
Its never too early for a Glizzard
Wizard Council 2022 Updated Banned Spell List:
- Glizzard
Hey
August 16, 2022 / 128,269 notes
catgirl strip club but all the poles are scratchposts
August 7, 2022 / 177,006 notes
God, I can’t tell you how much the “there’s not enough enrichment in my enclosure” joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can’t comprehend, pretending that I’m a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like “Your head gets screwey when you’re apartment is messy” just doesn’t carry as much resonance as “The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered” because then I’ll be like, no shit? The tiger? I’ve gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.
August 7, 2022 / 125,491 notes









